earache:

Me when I heard about the new White Wizzard Album
earache:

Jason Decay disapproves of you and your girlfriend
Too sweet to not reblog

Too sweet to not reblog

what does handovfuckindoom mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
Anonymous

Fuck you

YES

The internet told me this was a thing.

The internet told me this was a thing.

10000days1138:

I went to the Ronnie James Dio memorial service on May 24th and one of the speakers told a hilarious story about Dio while he was in the hospital.
One day while Ronnie had his oxygen mask on he asked one of the many attractive nurses “Are my testicles black?” The nurse seemed slightly confused, yet she lifted up his blankets and proceeded to feel his testicles. She said “No sir, there appears to be nothing wrong with your testicles.” Ronnie took off his oxygen mask, smiled, and said “That was very nice of you my dear, but are my test results back?”

10000days1138:

I went to the Ronnie James Dio memorial service on May 24th and one of the speakers told a hilarious story about Dio while he was in the hospital.

One day while Ronnie had his oxygen mask on he asked one of the many attractive nurses “Are my testicles black?” The nurse seemed slightly confused, yet she lifted up his blankets and proceeded to feel his testicles. She said “No sir, there appears to be nothing wrong with your testicles.” Ronnie took off his oxygen mask, smiled, and said “That was very nice of you my dear, but are my test results back?”

I dont know how to reply on tumblr but YES i saw Prometheus and OH MY FUCKING GOD. All i want to do now is watch Alien over and over again and think about the fate of humanity